Secrets of the Cigar Federation Council of Mods

Curious visitor, you seem to have stumbled onto the secrets of the mighty Cigar Federation and its power-mad Council of Mods.  These Mods work both openly in the world, and clandestinely behind closed doors, always looking to further the secret designs and plans of the Federation.

Matt:  aka MattyBlayze: The Council’s logical head, and resident cigar visionary. He’s so cutting edge, if you’ve already heard of a cigar, he’s already moved past it, and it is beneath him.  He tweets and retweets news and contests – ALL news and contests – with a slight flick of his wrist, and works to keep the other Mods toeing the party line.  He can often be heard saying, “That just didn’t do anything for me”.

Logan: aka Logey-Bear: The Council’s resident enforcer – the muscle.  He smokes straight Nicaraguan ligero for breakfast and goes back for seconds, and is both unable and unwilling to taste lesser sticks.  Don’t make him mad, as he has been known to scorch the ears of lesser men with a curse-laden tirade that would make a sailor blush, plus he has access to secrets known in the cigar community only as “Badass Eagle Powers”, which he has recently begun extending into Central America.  He controls your Store account, so stay on his good side.

Dustin: aka Catfishbluezz: Cigar purist/traditionalist. He prefers to play things smooth, cool, and old school – 1920’s Havana old school.  He’s not swayed by popularity contests, but instead guided by long-standing tradition, and is more inclined to tell you what’s best for you.  If it isn’t vintage Cuban, you’re wasting your breath.

Rob: aka Robby Ras: Peacemaker/co-dependent spouse.  Takes Logan’s outbursts with a smile and tries to convince everyone to get along.  Always gets the blame for any mistakes in the Council’s dealings, especially if they are technical in nature.  When not being royally abused, Rob retreats to his art, designing graphics and icons for Federation public relations. His pent up frustration with the Council’s antics releases itself during football season while watching the San Francisco 49ers not win a Super Bowl.  And he smokes cigars, too.

Jerad: aka JeRAD, aka 007MI6, aka King Weasel:  The Council’s Free Spirit.  As reigning King Weasel, Jerad is willing to try just about any cigar, especially if it’s free.  Often seen freewheeling on a motorcycle, the King, out of incredible love for the Federation’s mass of uncultured smokers, set aside his weaseling ways to train us to weasel in his place. He is well loved by the Federation dregs for this, much like Yoda.  

John: aka Cigar Surgeon:  The Council’s Cosmopolitan cigar globetrotter. Without the geographical limitations of the other Council members, John can travel places and gather information that the others simply can’t.  Similarly, John has a more Cosmopolitan palate as well, appreciating a broad range of both tradition and power, signified by his current stockpile.

Beware these mods. They control everything. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Comment by Max AKA WSTSIDER on March 4, 2014 at 9:28pm

this has to go on their bios and i also think it should be put somewhere on the main page with a big hello sign from all of u guys saying hi here's my bio

Comment by Big_Chunks on March 4, 2014 at 9:34pm
Lol, classic
Comment by Generally Useful Jared on March 4, 2014 at 9:36pm
SHHHHHHH!! THEY'LL HEAR YOU!
Comment by Jeremy Yow on March 5, 2014 at 8:54am

And I always thought Logey Bear was just a dirty hippy.  Didn't know he had Badass Eagle Powers!

Comment by Generally Useful Jared on March 5, 2014 at 9:11am

The Badass Eagle Powers are a closely guarded secret. Only a select few know of them.

Comment by Big_Chunks on March 5, 2014 at 11:09am
Legend has it one can only obtain eagle powers by climbing a side of a mountain that only wise water gypsies know of its secret location and eating a powerful eagle egg

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Comment by 007MI6 on March 5, 2014 at 1:27pm

#AwesomeSauce

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