Secrets of the Cigar Federation Council of Mods

Curious visitor, you seem to have stumbled onto the secrets of the mighty Cigar Federation and its power-mad Council of Mods.  These Mods work both openly in the world, and clandestinely behind closed doors, always looking to further the secret designs and plans of the Federation.

Matt:  aka MattyBlayze: The Council’s logical head, and resident cigar visionary. He’s so cutting edge, if you’ve already heard of a cigar, he’s already moved past it, and it is beneath him.  He tweets and retweets news and contests – ALL news and contests – with a slight flick of his wrist, and works to keep the other Mods toeing the party line.  He can often be heard saying, “That just didn’t do anything for me”.

Logan: aka Logey-Bear: The Council’s resident enforcer – the muscle.  He smokes straight Nicaraguan ligero for breakfast and goes back for seconds, and is both unable and unwilling to taste lesser sticks.  Don’t make him mad, as he has been known to scorch the ears of lesser men with a curse-laden tirade that would make a sailor blush, plus he has access to secrets known in the cigar community only as “Badass Eagle Powers”, which he has recently begun extending into Central America.  He controls your Store account, so stay on his good side.

Dustin: aka Catfishbluezz: Cigar purist/traditionalist. He prefers to play things smooth, cool, and old school – 1920’s Havana old school.  He’s not swayed by popularity contests, but instead guided by long-standing tradition, and is more inclined to tell you what’s best for you.  If it isn’t vintage Cuban, you’re wasting your breath.

Rob: aka Robby Ras: Peacemaker/co-dependent spouse.  Takes Logan’s outbursts with a smile and tries to convince everyone to get along.  Always gets the blame for any mistakes in the Council’s dealings, especially if they are technical in nature.  When not being royally abused, Rob retreats to his art, designing graphics and icons for Federation public relations. His pent up frustration with the Council’s antics releases itself during football season while watching the San Francisco 49ers not win a Super Bowl.  And he smokes cigars, too.

Jerad: aka JeRAD, aka 007MI6, aka King Weasel:  The Council’s Free Spirit.  As reigning King Weasel, Jerad is willing to try just about any cigar, especially if it’s free.  Often seen freewheeling on a motorcycle, the King, out of incredible love for the Federation’s mass of uncultured smokers, set aside his weaseling ways to train us to weasel in his place. He is well loved by the Federation dregs for this, much like Yoda.  

John: aka Cigar Surgeon:  The Council’s Cosmopolitan cigar globetrotter. Without the geographical limitations of the other Council members, John can travel places and gather information that the others simply can’t.  Similarly, John has a more Cosmopolitan palate as well, appreciating a broad range of both tradition and power, signified by his current stockpile.

Beware these mods. They control everything. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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MFCEO
Comment by Smokin Logan (Man Angel #1) on March 4, 2014 at 5:40pm

Easily one of the funniest things I have read in a while.


Mod
Comment by Matt Ross on March 4, 2014 at 5:43pm

Wow - make me sound even douchier than I thought I was!


Retailer
Comment by 302JH (ManAngel #2) on March 4, 2014 at 6:07pm

Great read and hysterical!

Comment by HardlyClerkin® on March 4, 2014 at 6:19pm

This is going to have to be put up as official bios for everyone, if we don't why am I even here?

Comment by Scott Wilson on March 4, 2014 at 6:27pm

awesome, just awesome!

Comment by Catfishbluezz on March 4, 2014 at 6:30pm

POST OF THE YEAR


Retailer
Comment by 302JH (ManAngel #2) on March 4, 2014 at 6:40pm

What CatFish said^^^


Brand
Comment by Miguel Rocha on March 4, 2014 at 8:26pm
All in all a great bag of nut jobs that are well informed and more than willing to share that knowledge.Thanks for making Cigar Federation home

Brand
Comment by RobbyRas on March 4, 2014 at 9:03pm

RobbyRas is ALWAYS watching... yes, i edited this post before it went live

Comment by Max AKA WSTSIDER on March 4, 2014 at 9:26pm

now i know not to piss any of off and stay on your good side!!!!!

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