Wrote this little ditty yesterday and stuck it on my FaceBook wall...

Where and when would I smoke a cigar?
I'd smoke a cigar in my car.
I'd smoke a cigar in a bar. 
I'd smoke a cigar both near and far.
I'd smoke a cigar with a Czar.
I'd smoke a cigar in the country Qatar.
I'd smoke a cigar while roofing with tar.
I'd smoke a cigar while making a par.
I'd smoke a cigar while having tartare.
I'd smoke a cigar with Bill Maher.
I'd smoke a cigar while fishing for gar.
I'd smoke a cigar in a small town bazaar.
I'd smoke a cigar while playing guitar.
I'd smoke a cigar when in Myanmar.
I'd smoke a cigar on a Greenland spar.
I'd smoke a cigar that I kept in a jar.
Today I have smoked just one thus far.
With Yoda, smoke I will a cigar,
while watching a film on the Wars of a Star.
Cigar, cigar, cigar, cigar.
Cigar, cigar, cigar, cigar.
The end.

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I love it except for the fishing for gar part. I HATE when you get gar on your trotline. I used to carry a baseball bat to club them over the head when I caught them. Vile creatures they are.

Trotline?!!!! Wow... Now that's some serious backwater fishin. But just think of the cool "armor" you can make from their skin!

You would never guess this but I grew up in rural West Central Missouri and live on Truman Lake. We would take my friends boat out and run that trotline.

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