Welcome aboard man! Nice to have you on CigFed. And yes, you are defying gravity in your profile pic. lol
LOL - welcome to CigarFed. Fix that pic!
I think its pretty awesome you can sit sideways and not spill your beer.
I think this is probably the issue. Go to the box on the right hand side of the page that is at the top and click settings. From there you can change your profile picture.
Now the world seems a bit more...normal...