Secret Santa sounds like a good idea,

Let the short round fellow know

I had a "Secret Santa" package to deliver

(just some Swishers or some such)

He comes by four hours late

Suit just black with soot and smoke and stuff

a drink in hand, smelled of coal tar

cup said "Santa's secret blend"

Soot and smoke

Maybe from the 80 x 16 stogie

blocking his mouth,

He seems to mumble something about

Secret Santa's stealing his light

Damn Fed Heads Secret Santa's he said

as he faded into the before Christmas nights

MERRY CHRISTMAS, FED HEADS

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LOL! Nice one, Steve! Hope you and the daughter have a great holiday!

lol!

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